adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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