But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
They are going to name an STD after you.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
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