No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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