Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
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Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
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I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?