But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
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i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
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I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.