Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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