What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
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I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
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Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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