Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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