I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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