So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
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