That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
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just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
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I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
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