I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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