She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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