you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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