4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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