Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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