my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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