I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
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She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
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Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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