I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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