The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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