Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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