Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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