I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
It's shark week go big or go home
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Randomize
