Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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