exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
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we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
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My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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