i just google imaged poop.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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