Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
