i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
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