I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
where does the pee come out of this thing
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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