it wasn't lemon gatorade
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
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We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
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I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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