there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
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Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
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he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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