But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
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