some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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