Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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