so explain again why im purple
no
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
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this will be a night to untag.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
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How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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