i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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