We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Randomize
