I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
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my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
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