check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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