it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
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You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Vodka?
Forever.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
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I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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