it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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