Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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