vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
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Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
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I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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