Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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