How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
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well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
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His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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