dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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