spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
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Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
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Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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