That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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