drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
Randomize
