Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
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The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
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Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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