u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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