It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
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please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
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I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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