fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
Randomize
