I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
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You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
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