No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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