so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
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he has the hands of the vagina gods.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
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You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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